perlockholmes:

riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

Oh my god

sarumane:

my type of college

sarumane:

my type of college

cburkett013:

shamecation

cburkett013:

shamecation

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

urtube:

My first post on Facebook, why didn’t my parents stop me

urtube:

My first post on Facebook, why didn’t my parents stop me

thagal:

white boy: I havent said nigger for 3 days
girl: omg <3 You’re literally an amazing person xxxxx

unamusedsloth:

Punctuation is important

unamusedsloth:

Punctuation is important