when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’
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If a guy ever makes you jealous using another girl, make sure you don’t blame the girl. Blame the guy. Team up with the girl and set him on fire. Do it. Girl power.
#and then date the girl
when you’re in the grocery store and your jam comes on
This is hands down the best parody twitter ever
she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door