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the way she wine..

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the way she wine..

meisaska:

what

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

mumford sons: i have a beeEEEeard *jangalangalangalnag*

turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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open rp

phantomdoodler:

fixitfelixjnr:

didney-worl-no-uta:

fixitfelixjnr:

*kisses*

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WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

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yes!

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HE SCORES

I’m shy but I will fuck the shit out of you
(via yung-pikachu)

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

Why do you want to be a comedian?
Anonymous

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

markbrendanawitz:

i hope on the very last episode of parks and rec, mark brendanawicz comes to visit the parks department and hes like “hey leslie hows the park?” and shes like “what park” and hes like “the park you said you were building years ago. didn’t it ever get built” and the camera cuts to leslie’s panic-stricken face and she goes “oh fuck” and the screen cuts to black