January 2012
December 2011
girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
ramenjesus:
Not a picket fence you ding dong! A picket sign! How’s this?
Beyonce is in labor.
blaggot:
p3n1s:
All of you prepare for the anti christ’s birth.
EXCUSE U that child is god’s gift to pop culture I’m about to kill myself so that my soul can be transferred into her womb
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Anonymous asked: do you follow everyone back?\
lampsarepeople2:
HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE
HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE
HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE WONT YOU LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I JUST HAD A SANDWICH
NO ORDINARY SANDWICH
A SANDWICH FILLED WITH JELLY FISH JELLLLLLLLLLLLLLY
HEY MAN YOU GOT TO TRY THIS SANDWICH
ITS NO ORDINARY SANDWICH
ITS THE TASTIEST SANDWICH IN THE SEA
SKOO BA BOO BA DOO DA DOO BI DOW YEAAAAAAAAAH
Que alguien camine muy lento delante tuyo y querer...
likeatomate:
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mailmanmatesprit:
endangeredoctopus asked: merrychristmasmarkhowwasyourchristmas?
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imjustaboywithadream:
oh shit do you know what tomorrow is
new camera day for thousands of fucking morons
which means fucking thousands pictures of sepia tinted pictures of eyes and lawn chairs
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alyoo asked: merry christmas!! you deserve it buddy
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