March 2012
sexually-aggressive-cas:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
February 2012
nutsack-mcquack asked: You've followed me for so long and i regret not looking at your blog because your blog is seriously amazing. *follows*
someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
the conference room is quiet
everyone stares in awe at the genius
someone begins to stand up and clap
the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
hot topic sales go up 100% that week
themadnessofed asked: The most epic mustache
themadnessofed asked: A stripper who is bored.
endangeredoctopus asked: Sounds like a woman with one sagging breast and one large breast.
endangeredoctopus asked: A man that enjoys licking faces.
mimskerooki asked: Because Code Lyoko
endangeredoctopus asked: Because fish can eat your face.
onerulestayalive asked: Potato chips.
here's a fun new game
markslurpee:
dobis:
worb:
you send me an answer and i’ll make up a question to go with that answer
welp okay
ask box whoring, jeopardy style
YESSSSSSS
loveforluna:
This song
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What if people who try to ask themselves things on anon actually looked at who the ask was from.
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