I ain't some hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full

manywinged:

manywinged:
manywinged:
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now i might be wrong. but i’m pretty sure these aren’t omens. like these are just things that can kill you.
this is like if i said i’m a prophet because i know exactly when you’ll die and then pulled out a gun and shot you with it
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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

blurred-visions:

Damn, what a fucking week (me at 11:35am on a Monday)

memewhore:

lalocitos:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

Study abroad? Well….only if i know her. i don’t like to stare.

theladyregret:
animeshittalk:
imagine getting this review
I guarantee that Monica at the front desk has not been able to live this review down and her coworkers absolutely bring it up regularly.
If I were Monica I’d print this review out and frame it